What’s your definition of sexy? We’ll find out during this year’s Rumble Awards ceremony where the sexiest angel is crowned by YOU. The list was painfully tough to narrow down to only 5. Cast your vote!
Special for Forum members: there’s an additional poll on the forums as well. If you’re a member and you want to give your favorite angel an extra nudge up the rankings be sure to visit and vote there!
The nominees are:
APHRODITE
BRENDA RUA
KAT SMITH
SARA VALENTINE
VICTORIA BUCKINGHAM
Cast your vote in the right sidebar!->
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None of the above: Sun
DEFINITELY Sun – these five are all un-sexy s-l-a-g-s. But I might have a thing for spicy asian girls. 😀
APHRODITE AKA BROOKE LENNOX: One of things that makes anybody sexy is confidence. Let me just say this: when your reaction to confronting the fiancee of the person who is cheating is to run away and reassure yourself that you are a hot piece of ass, it’s safe to say that sexiness is not your forte. She’s gone.
BRENDA RUA: Who?
She’s the current Rival Angels champion.
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One of the best wrestlers in the company?
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TOO MANY LIES! TOO MANY LIES!
Oh! Now I remember her! It’s Ms. Frizzle from the Magic School Bus.
-_-“
Who knew Ms. Frizzle could wrestle? Who knew Ms. Frizzle worked out? I’ll put her in a #2 for now.
KAT SMITH: Are you sure she would go for this? After all, she is a–
NO SHE’S NOT!
What about all those times with Jen Needles?
They’re just very, very good friends…who hold hands together…and are very touchy-feely towards each other…and are probably given towards braiding each others’ hair if it weren’t for Chloe–DAMN IT!
Told ya. Eh, she’s attractive to all the closet subbies out there. I can see it, but it’s hidden by that pageboy ‘do. Still think she’s a–
MOVING ON!
“SCHOOLGIRL” SARA VALENTINE: With what I have to pick so far, it would take something special for the Rumble Roses cosplayer to not get this award.
VICTORIA BUCKINGHAM: “It’s not you, it’s me. I just don’t feel that chemistry when we’re together. For now, I’d like it if we just stayed friends.”
“Schoolgirl” Sara Valentine
Brenda Rua
Kat Smith
Victoria Buckingham
“Aphrodite” Brooke Lennox