Page 517 – Chloe Promo
Apr18
Before we get to the championship tag match, we’re going to get a word from the combatants in the Main Event, namely Chloe De Sade and Sabrina Mancini!
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The other half of the main event! Vote to see what Sabrina is up to!
Up yours with the Eiffel Tower, Chloe. 😉
I always love how chole is writen.. because I freaking HATE her and thats some monster heat for a comic character to cause and a testiment to the writing in this comic. I don’t like her ring gear though.. my only real beef with chole.. she looks like half a nun half a ninja.. or as I like to call it.. a Nunja OR a Ninun ;). I hope Sabrina beats the pomp off Chole’s circumstance but realistically i think all of what Chole is gonna get Kharmically will come at the hands of the front office.
The story so far…
(LOL) Monica Rumble vs. Brooke “Aphrodite” Lennox: ***. Pretty good match for a curtain jerker. Not a “wow, look at that” match, but it did what it was supposed to do. Monica Rumble should never try to be a high-flyer while she still wears Timberlands, though.
The Alexandra York Foundation vs. Brandy Orton and Vanessa Holiday (HA! GET IT?): **1/2. Really, this match should have been on
ImpactMeltdown. Okay, so you got the Yorks over as a tag team to be reckoned with. Or did you? They did just beat part of the Job Squad of Rival Angels. There was no suspense here, unlike with the last match. From the looks of the match, everybody involved thought so, too.Supergirl vs. Powergirl: ***. Ignoring the fact that this match is a testament to Sabrina Mancini violating the Third Law of Wrestling Dynamics, this was a good match. Unfortunately, this raises more questions than answers. Why would the French crowd be for Sabrina when she’s going against De Sade later on? How can Sabrina take out Hell’s Belles, yet can’t even hold her own against Kat? How can Chloe de Sade fall on her ass when Sabrina pulls the French flag in a way that would have made her fall on her face? How did Sabrina manage to slip out of a flag unnoticed and without disturbing said flag? Why is she being pushed down our throats when she is a midcard wrestler at best? Why are they giving Kat Smith a consolation prize when a Celtic Maori match still sends people to the bathrooms and concession stands? Why do they keep teasing a Hell’s Belles breakup when we know they don’t have the stones to do it? Do we even care about the TV Title?
>b>Veronica Silver vs. Rampage vs. Loretta Diaz: *3/4. What was supposed to be a conclusion to Rampage/Needles fizzles out once again. The rookie Diaz tried to impress, but the crowd wasn’t having any of it. Veronica Silver mercifully ends this train wreck with nothing being resolved…again.
British Sheamus and “Bachelor of Divinity” Shannon McCourt vs. The Golden Foxx, a subsidiary of Damage Inc., LLC: ***. Well, Damage Inc. had to do something to appease the fans after that triple threat and they delivered. New hire Sun Wong looks to be a good fit in the group and the in-ring action didn’t miss a beat. Even though they did beat up on members of the Job Squad, Damage Inc. managed to make it entertaining.
“Definite Triazolam” Krystin Moline vs. Sara Valentine: ***1/2. Sara Valentine had to work hard to make this feud work, and this match is a testament to her skill as a performer. Although she is the reason Shannon McCourt still has a job in Rival Angels, Krystin Moline may be a lost cause. When you have the help of your family, your boyfriend, and one of the most charismatic wrestlers on the roster and you manage to make the audience feel sorry for the heel, there’s something wrong here. Moline needs to get out of her “technical wrestling” kick and develop a personality. Any personality! And make sure it’s a heel personality because that’s what she’s going to be for the rest of her career.
Up next, Black and Blue AKA the PBS vs. Tiger Cat and Violence Rose AKA those anime-loving abominations of mad science, the Slashgirls. Even though the tag team division is stacked, how can you get a title shot by beating a couple of newbs? Too bad the fix is in, which will run my record up to 7-1. Um, yay?
I don’t think the fix is in. Now be nice or I’ll leave surprise on your door step.
Wow, you are definitely looking at things through a murky glass, aren’t you? Calling everyone who isn’t a heel or an Upstart part of the ‘job squad’, though frankly we haven’t witnessed enough of them to make that call. Dismissing Krystin because she’s a technical wrestler… you definitely wouldn’t like wrestling in Japan, that’s certain. After it was treated as a big thing for much of the comic, you’re now pooh-pooing the TV title because it’s secondary to the world belt? This ain’t WWE, so there’s no reason to say that they aren’t taking a more old school approach — remember kids, a title is as important as you treat it to be. That’s why so many secondary WWE belts got devalued… they didn’t treat them as important, so effectively they weren’t. I dunno, this just reads like one of those overly cynical webpages where the reviewers are jaded and find fault in everything.
I think the impression is that Chloe is right in saying the TV Title is worthless, even though she was clearly saying it out of sour grapes.
I think the TV Title is like the Intercontinental Title/US Title used to be/is, a midcard title where the holder would eventually upgrade to the main stage, or if they held it too long be stuck in midcard hell forever.
Love Chloe De Sade… Wow!! nice phrase..
“Sensations, Champions, Tyrants, Empires… All will Fall to Chloe De Sade”
nice one Albone..
A evil villain.. Love it..
and I really love Chloe De Sade wear… I will be honored to be come one of her servant..
ALL HAIL…’WHITE QUEEN’ CHLOE DE SADE
ALL HAIL….
ALL HAIL….’WHITE QUEEN’ CHLOE DE SADE
ALL HAIL…..
Blah, blah, blah that’s all I hear saying. Something must be wrong with the speakers in that place… what a shame 😉 Words mean nothing, only actions in the ring. Let’s get it on.
Talk about a devil with a blue dress on.
She makes some Dr. Who villains look absolutely contrite by comparison.
Well it looks the male announcer doesn’t believe in sportsmanship. I think I need to toss a Black & Blue girl on him so he feel the burn.
Our French gal knows how to annoy people.
A cruise ship metaphore? Classic! Now if only Brina would come back with a reef one! LoL Wonderful, boss!
But what is the pendant Cloe’s wearing? I think we should get more detail on that. And… ummm… I like her gown. Grrrrrrrrr
Did I miss something here? Did Chloe ever really offer her any chance, or is this just BS for the crowd?
And finally, it doesn’t really seem like this is pre-recorded at all. gonna laugh if there’s a blooper that pretty much gives that away.
I love the smell of delusion in the morning! It smells like….victory for someone else! All Fail Chloe de Sade! All Fall to the Belle’s Smell!
*yawn*
Wake me when the Frog is done croaking…
Wow, ocean metaphors by de Sade. I guess it’s appropriate, seeing as how she has all the charm of a hungry shark and the body of a manitee
Half-breed? Ouch.
Also… there’s nothing wrong with the way Chloe looks. Half-nun half-ninja? Where did that come from? O_o Not to say I find her attractive, because I don’t… but she doesn’t NEED to look attractive. Whether or not she’s hot has exactly zero bearing on her position with RA.
uh-oh jeff. Sara’s not going to be too happy with you if she finds out you wanted Krystin to “finish her off”. I’m just glad to see Chloe has a even minded levelheaded view of everything to date regarding Sabrina (who of course was lucky to even have been graced with a contract to dare to be seen in the same company let alone the same ring as her Chloe-ness) 😉
Panel 3: Dawn Ellison.. looks like Selphie Tilmitt, from Final Fantasy 8..
and Chloe really looks stunning.. she’s pretty..
when will be the Catgirls match? hope it will be in the next update
Didn’t Sabrina kick Chloe’s butt last time they went one-on-one…until her goons showed up?
Bring it, you French hooker.
Well like it was pointed out earlier, Sabrina can take down all three Hell’s Belles herself, but when it becomes one on one they get serious. Maybe the loser of the group doesn’t, but Kat is the muscle while Chloe is the leader. It’s time for her to show us why.
Hmmmph! It’s not Cloe in that dress I like. She doesn’t have the figure for it. She does have the attitude though. In spades.
Cloe is an idiot. Seriously I doubt she can actually wrestle. Have we ever seen her training at all? No I don’t think so she seems like the kind who’d think she’s too good to train. I hope Sabrina destroys her, not just beats her but leaves her a bloodied ruined broken mess, with most of the breakable bones in her body shattered.
chloe i think your are predicting yor own doom their
“Sensation, champions, tyrants, and empires all fall to Chloe de Sade.”
She is a tyrant. At least to her own stablemates, anyway. Just this side of crazy, she’s well beyond the point of starting to believe her own hype. She actually thinks she can do what the hell ever and get away with it. I dunno which is scarier, that or the fact that she’s not World Heavyweight Champion yet talks down to Katherine, saying the Television Champion doesn’t matter and it hasn’t had time to get buried yet.
Well it’s a good thing they’re already in France, they won’t have to ship Chole’s body home when it’s over…
You hokay bossman? Mo Chen always anticipates your replies…
Hey, Dyna! All is well, thanks for asking. I was away since Thursday in Pittsburgh for the comic show there and got back late last night. I don’t know if I will be able to answer everyone like I like to do, but you can bet that I’ll be back for sure for the new update tomorrow. 🙂
Glad you’re back, Albone-san, I’d hate for you to miss this! ::hands out Peanut Butter Daisies to everyone, each one with a lit candle stuck in it, because it’s his birthday today:: Yes, everyone! ::sends one to Chloe::
Happy Birthday, Cookie Ogre! And many happy returns. 🙂 Thanks for the peanut butter heaven. I bet even Chloe would have to crack a smile. XD
Mmmm… Peanut Butter Daisies… Happy Birthday, yo.