Page 611 – Lessons
Nov23
on November 23, 2011
at 12:01 am
Chapter: Chapter 20 - Happily Wedded Bliss
Characters: Brooke Lennox, Sabrina Mancini
Hmmm, we’ve seen that look in Sabrina’s eyes before, haven’t we? Hmmm, who’s that ‘couple’ in the third panel? 😉
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Discussion (103) ¬
Whoa! Can Brooke succeed in making Sabrina any madder? And color Mo Chen impressed, Brooke actually used a wrestling hold!!
Me thinks that Sabrina is giving into the dark side.
Anger brings out Brooke’s best wrestling side and Sabrina’s dark side. O_o
Isn’t Brooke’s best side just below her chin?
Yes, Mo, Brooke used a wrestling hold, but it looks like Sabrina used the counter I was hoping for after seeing the hold in the VI!
Stupid, stupid Brooke. You think sleeping with Michael gets you anything you want, but you’re wrong. First, the whole organization knows, surely including Gabby, so even if Michael does anything to Sabrina, Gabby will overrule him. Second, she would’ve done that anyway, because superstar rookies are more valuable than opening acts. Third, you’re assuming Michael will act against Sabrina for you, when he’s made it apparent he’s had his eye on Sabrina too. Fourth, Michael married Maddie, not you, despite your efforts, and then you turn down her offer, go off on Maddie in the bathroom during negotiations, then storm out an attack Sabrina, ruining the reception. What makes you think Michael is willing and able to do anything for you right now, the other points aside?
On the other side, Sabrina’s putting bare foot to booty here, and is amazingly fired up! She’s even more gorgeous when she’s angry at somebody who is not me!
Actually, it’s a slightly different move than I was hoping for. The snapmare is probably a lot more energy-efficient, though.
Good thoughs on all of this mess. Just think if the wedding couple had thought about this and knew the fight would have happened it could have been a pay for view wedding and it would have given them a nice chunk of change for the honeymoon.
A PPV-wedding with combat would’ve been a huge success! I think the wedding presents would’ve been received as well. XD Gabrielle does overrule Michael so Brooke’s kind of hoping here that Michael will see her side of things. Brooke’s doing a lot of hoping, isn’t she? Sabrina is hot, Blitz, but handle with care!
Maybe Brooke thinks it is Christmas time and Santa will soon be here.
I would love an opportunity to handle her with care!
Well, it’s hard to believe, indeed, that Brooke used a wrestling hold. And she’s setting herself up for a big knockdown, and probably to be the Big Bad for this season. However…now we see she CAN fight, at least a little, when she gets mad enough. Wonder if this could be a turn around for her?
If the league wanted to use her as a bad girl they could give her some more training and easy matches so she could build up her skill and reputation.
Brooke’s got the talent, she’s just been lazy. Obviously, she’s motivated here. Krystin has been on her for a while to take things more seriously. If she doesn’t get fired, maybe she will.
Some people become better under pressure and other fall. There is only one reason to hope for her fall….then Albone won’t have any excuses not to use me more in his Comic.
“Cool off?” Brooke gets her one-liners from bad Batman movies? No wonder she’s losing this fight.
Come on Crhis to the Bat chairs for a better view!
I actually was summoning ‘Commando’ with that one. Actually, Ahnold said in that AND Batman…!!
So much for the bat chairs then.
I wasn’t going to comment today but while checking on the updates of other comics I look to the right and see Sabrina using Brooke’s boob as a punching bag with the caption ‘Cat Fight’ beneath it. I have to say that is a bit misleading for an ad, not as misleading as the Evony ads but a clever way to get people’s attention and drag them in.
I agree, I’m still waiting for the catgirls to show up for the catfight.
Misleading? The boob punch actually happened and this is a catfight. Maybe we have different definitions for the word?
That is it different words mean different things to different people.
Catfight: What the Catgirls do.
Hot: Catgirls.
Boob shot: Brooke
All you see is the punch and the words ‘Catfight’. It’s misleading because we know that ladies in dresses having a catfight isn’t what this is all about as the ad may hint towards.
Oh man….okay, I’ll bite. Why can’t Brooke and Sabrina be catfighting?
I don’t know which I find more amazing: That Brooke actually knows wrestling holds and is using one, or that she thinks, after everything leading up to this, that she’s getting Sabrina fired. I’d really like to see her logic on this one AND how she’s better than Sabrina.
Anywho, as Blitz, formerly DragonMan, already pointed out, the ball is not in Brooke’s court. And as I already said once, Gabrielle outranks Michael, so even if he would side with Brooke on this, you have someone else with the authority to reverse the decision. Silly troll. None of what you’ve done is how you succeed.
Brooke lives in her own little world where everyone likes and the reality of this place gets in her way.
It is silly that Brooke is the one who punched Maddie, she is the one who started the catfight and SHE is the one who was having relations with a company employee… but SHE’S gonna’ get Sabrina fired.
Ultra Brooke Stupid.
Girl needs to be suspended by Gabby if she’s not fired over all the shenanigans.
Mo I can believe you want to get someone fired. What’s next all the workers at GM?
I’d be more amazed at her attitude, that she still has a leg to stand on. Obviously, her encounter in the bathroom with Maddie has given her a bit more righteousness than she’s used to. Gabrielle is the big boss and she will do whatever is right for business. UltraBrooke Stupid indeed. XD
The best revenge against Brooke isn’t to fire her it is to put her in a rough spot where she gets beat up a lot in the ring.
Learn your place? Get her fired? What is the weather like on Planet Brooke today? Stormy with high chances of kickass.
Do you think Brooke is trying to tell Sabrina to learn her place as a real champion?
Ah, of course. That’d be it. 🙂
I don’t think it’s the champion thing, unless it’s being champion of being under Brooke. XD That weather forecast seems very accurate.
It is going to be a very place in the Rival Angel house tonight.
I thought Michael was the champion of being under Brooke, with Trevor angling for a title shot?
Is it just me or does the guy behind the ‘THUD!” look sort of like a zombie? Is this where the whole comic takes a turn and becomes a zombie survival story instead of about hot wrestling women? Or even better! Zombie wrestling! Heck yeah! Maybe it’s just the coloring, pose and the eyes with no iris/pupil, but it looks like a zombie to me. XD Sorry for not posting in so long, just didn’t have anything to say.
Zombie? I thnk he is saying must touch hot women and use the excuse I’m breaking them up.
I think Snowy has it right. XD
I’ll have to go back and fill in his eyes, but they would be looking at Sabrina…to help break up the fight, of course. 😉
Took a look still no eyes in the drawing.
Okay, now I think Brooke took it a step too far…:(
I think it’s going to be Brooke who will be fired when this is all over. 🙁
Never if they fire Brooke I’l have to take her place and I can be very bad.
Gabrielle will always do what’s right for business and I could actually see her going either way on this. Of course, Snowy as an Upstart girl would be pretty cool.
And best of all you have a lot of stuff to draw on from our early days. Remember BF2?
What I find most amazing is that neither lady has suffered a wardrobe malfunction thus far. And I realize I’m being generous including Brooke in the term ‘lady’.
Why is that amazing? In the world of censors the impossible is possible.
Acoleth, the ladies are pulling their dresses up between panels, to help keep our PG-13 rating. 😉
Maybe you can cheat and for an extra charge get the Adult version of the fight.
And just how is Brooke going to get Sabrina fired? She tried that once already by setting Brina up on a date with a referee and that didn’t work, and now it looks like she’ll have to break off her screwing around with Michael since Maddie scared her off… just impotent threats by the sound of it. Brooke’s out of her Aussie noggin
Maybe if you were on the same meds as her you could see how it could happen.
Brooke needs some meds if she thinks that her plans are going to work out to get rid of Sabrina. She’s pretty much just grasping at straws, though you never know how this will shake out.
Taking the “Snow Kitten” approach to answering comments, I see.
Just trying it out. What do you think? Better or more confusing?
I live in the world of confusion. I can stop doing this if it causes confusion.
Less confusing. Less scrolling between reading the comment you’re responding to and your reply. Also, it feels more like you’re actively involved in the discussion this way. Very positive change. I say go with it.
The only thing is that I can’t access the comments through PC firefox and I wonder who else is having that problem (because of the sheer amount of comments). I’ll have to look into a fix. 😛
Actually, Blitz and Snowy, what OS and browser are you using?
CHROME. The One True Browser.
Incidentally, I sent you a PM on the forum a couple days ago.
I could be wrong but is that sassy Sara Valentine? If it is even she’s looking at them like this is trashy….Let what I said sink in…I know Sabrina’s snapped now, but you’d hope with the words ‘fired’ She’d stop fighting Brooke. Who started the whole thing, just walk away and grab a drink, although we’ve seen her try to walk away a few times. Though Gabby is going to show up soon and she isn’t going to be to happy, and she’s going to have to take care of it, because Michael is sorta the cause of this because he thinks with what’s in his pants. Also, although there has yet to be a wardrobe malfunction, someone’s going to need to step in soon. Cause the VI has Sabrina holding Brooke by her dress. I was thinking I want a dress made by whoever the designer is. They can take some punishment!
The dresses were made by the same people who makes Wonder Woman’s and Supergirls clothes.
Good eyes, Vekara! That is Sara…and I think she’s with someone she ought not to be with. O_o But yeah, when Sara looks down on you, you’re at the bottom of the barrel. Zero moral ground. lol As you can see, the ‘fired’ remark had the opposite effect of shaking her to her senses. Will Michael have a job after all of this? And as for the dress…it’s made of stern stuff. XD
Stern stuff is good.
If you want bottom of the barrel get Sass involved. Or Chloe.
Sass is always great for a great time.
Is that Hazzard with Sara and if so, I’m not really surprised. I mean he’s doesn’t really seem the ‘faithful’ type. To Break this down, Brooke is hurt and jealous that the man she was sleeping with who was already engaged gets married to the woman he was already with, then gets even more hurt and angry while being mocked by Vixen who’s boyfriend Brooke slept with, and now she’s taking it out on Sabrina. Because she didn’t trade in her morals or values and works hard on wrestling. Also I want to focus, how do these women feel knowing that their only around cause they stay with cheating men. It’s called have a little respect for yourself women. Then again, they are still young…much to learn, they have.
Well said, master jedi Vekara. XD
All I can say is wow as it looks like this time its going to take an outside force to break these two up. Neither is thinking rationally right now and to go as far as threatening a friend to get them fired is just out of line. Not good.
I think the friendship is over with now.
They had a friendship? What? I seem to have missed something. If I remember correctly Brooke has been trying to get Sabrina fired or the like for the majority of the existence of this webcomic.
Skydron, you got it right, but Brooke and Sabrina have seemed to have made piece with each other. Brooke even stuck up for Sabrina to the French fans, though you could see that as Brooke using it as an excuse to rag on the fans.
I never said it was a good friendship. Brooke is the type of friend that one has and sighs a lot about for all the stupid things they do.
Brooke is the kind of friend that makes sure you sleep with a can of pepper spray at the ready.
brain melting trying to think like a Brooke….
ok she’s going to get brina fired…how?
she’s telling brina to “cool off” in a fight started entirely by Brooke even when Sabrina tried to walk away…because?
brina’s a whore for NOT sleeping around and tyring to sleep her way to the top…because?
it appears though brina gets the upper hand and has the fight all but finished in the VI. which means Gabby will choose that moment before brina connects to make an appearance. Brooke lies through her teeth to make it look like brina started it. in classic eyewitness account style, no one there will be able to say who started it so Brooke will get believed- cause Brina’s ALWAYS (once- alleyway) brawling outside the ring.
but! Darth Yvonne then steps in to save the day by claiming to have seen the whole thing (she didn’t) and that brooke’s to blame so Vyonne can get her hooks on Brina for season 2 because then Brina will owe her for bailing her out here.
Brooke starts her own faction “Ain’t I great?” to be the Starscream for next season.
Yikes and conspircy!
Time will tell how close you are to getting this one right.
It’s a slippery slope trying to figure out how Brooke thinks. You might end up being injured from it. You can kinda tell that Brooke is grasping at straws. She’s got nothing to get Sabrina fired, which may have our little Ultragirl so upset. Lying through her teeth seems accurate, and LOL at Brooke being the Starscream…!
And when you get that upset your thought process falls apart.
Sharpens my claws incase I get sucked into this.
Were they ever friends? I know brina tried but come on Brooke’s tried to end her career once and get her fired. Brooke has always been jealous of Brina, and has focused on that rather than on improving her wrestling. I just hope Brina doesn’t get into too much trouble she did try to walk away after all.
This one reason you never go into a place with the competition without a wing man or in this case a wrestling partner.
Tiffany, they sort of made piece and as stated above, Brooke even came to defend Sabrina from the French fans. I think you’re right about Brooke’s perpetual jealousy of Sabrina. Trouble is a-coming.
Brenda understands Brooke’s jealous rages. Here it is she is an old work horse in the league and here I come along, young, sexy full of energy.
Full a’ somethin’
What is that guy in panel five doing? He seems to be looking up at something in the top left corner and doggie paddling the air. Perhaps the catfight has released electromagnetic energy that affects the male population, turning them into buffoons.
As catfights are known to do.
If you look carefully he has a perfect view of Sabrina’s breasts. No wonder he is zombie like.
Hey Jules! Yeah, I gotta put in ol guys’ peepers back in, but he’s checking out the action, that is to break it up, though Snowy might have a point. XD And yes, catfights will always affect any males bearing witness to it, rendering them inert.
As a matter of fact I had a guy mention to me just the other night when I do a girl on girl fight he can’t stand up without embarrassing himself.
Way to go, Brooke!
Hell Belles needed a leader. This is a GREAT audition for the role. She just caused mass chaos and destruction at the wedding, called out Sabrina in front of everyone and just promised to end her career! Sweet….Chloe would be proud (Especially of the cheap shot over the railing. You can’t go too low, you know.)
Now, all she need to do to impress Jennifer and Kat (and have them forgive her for earlier mocking) is get the upper hand on Sabrina and leave triumphantly. Everyone loves a winner. Those two would welcome you with open arms.
Look at Sabrina, Brooke! That’s the SAME look that she gave Chloe at the PPV. You’re a shoo-in for sure!
Well, Hell’s Bells are down one member. XD While Brooke is following in chloe’s bootsteps, I don’t think Chloe would like her any more for it. Worse, probably. 😛 Then again, Chloe’s not there any more. You’re right about the look that Sabrina is giving off…it can’t be coincidence!
Speaking of which you never did show what happened to the other members in the locker room.
I left that up to your imagination. 😉
Meanwhile, in the background, a certain bald man and the bride of the evening are making out behind some bushes.
BALD MAN: Hey, do you feel that? As though a previous flame of mine had suddenly gotten her ass kicked? Eh, maybe it was nothing.
They continue to make out behind the bushes, while in the foreground the husband searches for his two ladies…both of which he’s lost forever!
I think Michael is the luckiest, most clueless man in the galaxy. XD
I am just waiting to see how long it takes him to blow a good thing in his life.
Well we have some great action here today at the Wedding of the decade! Welcome to “Wedding Crashers 2011” I’m your host Krusher Kurt from Table B23 patio side.
We have an unscheduled match between Sabrina “Ultra-Girl” Mancini and Brooke “Aphrodite”. We’re knee deep in the action so let’s get to it.
Early on we had alot of hair pulling, even a boob shot that was just out of left field by Mancini and now it’s Brooke on the offensive.
Now with that glass of Perrier water to the face, let’s hope her makeup doesn’t smudge, as that’s a faux pau at a wedding.
Oh, a straight right by Brooke that’s going to leave a mark.
And now keeping up the pressure Brooke applies a classic Cobra Clutch, Sarge would be proud.
Ohhh, look at that over the shoulder reverse, nice touch by Ultra-Girl… But, things are just heating up. Looks like we might have some interference from the crowd, where’s the ref when you need one?
Oh, I see him over at the all you can eat Shrimp buffet. Good job, get me a cucumber sandwich while you’re there.
That sums things up pretty well.
Well, Kurt, it looks like “Aphrodite” Lennox might have taken one too many to the head! She’s delusional. No need to stop the action yet, but let’s hope the boss had the foresight to have paramedics standing by at this wedding!
Brooke’s offense is really looking stellar, probably the best we’ve ever seen from her, but she can’t get any momentum going. Ultragirl looks to have her number, countering everything after that surprise uppercut. Aphrodite should probably keep her mouth shut. She thinks her taunts are going to shock and dismay Sabrina, but it looks like she’s just getting more and more angry!
Right you are Blitz! But, I wouldn’t want to be in the ring when Ultragirl gets angry would you?
We need a cunt punt to make the catfight complete!
And Sabrina starts off Thanksgiving by beating the stuffing out of a big turkey!
Brooke really needs to accept her limitations.
If any one is getting fired it you brooke
but on a more technical side Al my friend do you have a lab in which you do experiements to figure out what makes what sound?
LOL Okay I’m done with Brooke. I know I’ve said in the past she has talent and just needs to get over her issues, she had a great chance to do that and instead she blames the completely innocent woman. I wash my hands of her she’s an idiot. I personally think her profession should be hooker rather than wrestler.
Sadly, I’m inclined to agree with you here (not that I’m agreeing, but seeing Brooke in this state). I will freely admit I don’t get it. She seemed to be coming close to a breakthrough and then… she utterly ignores all the insight she got and goes back to the two-dimensional character she was in the earlier pages. I readily admit, I have no idea why Albone chose to go this route, but for me it is massively disappointing. I just don’t get it. Why build to making her a deeper character and then have her piss it all away in one go?
Oops, that should be ‘not SAD that I’m agreeing’. It figures that the bit I added to avoid causing offense was more likely to offend than it was without it. 😛