Intermission – Page 1
Dec12
Thanks for the assist from Jules Rivera, the creator/writer/artist of Valkyrie Squadron! If you like strong female characters and/or sci-fi, you’ll want to check it out.
So does Sabrina’s answers create more questions? Any other questions you might have?
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Vote to see a preview of Wednesday’s update with Sun!
Hahaa funny. price thag team. How about red light special 😛
So Brina’s circle is small huh? That’s probably best. BUT you can’t go it alone. You need support, girl. You need back. And no. You can’t have the catgirls.
I believe it’s “backup,” Champ. When ladies are described as having “back,” it means something else entirely. Ahem.
Back/backup hybrid for Sabrina would be Brooke, wouldn’t it? Inauthentic back. Terrible backup. Bad all around >.<
I thought it was Brooke’s front that was inauthentic. 😉
She probably had to have counter-balancing work done, otherwise the whole chassis will wobble and make handling difficult. ::snerk::
I think her chest acts as ballast.
hahaha!!
Angel-nation..
Priss and Aida must be a Scott Hermann fan..
‘ultragirl’ Sabrina Mancini, don’t like my question.. hahahaha!
Sabrina Mancini hates me… lolz…
Sabrina loves you and all of her fans.
You picked my softball question, and the important one didn’t get asked. 🙁
Sabrina has another update with questions. In fact, your other question, the important one was paired up with a similar themed one from Dyna Mo. Of course, there might be a bit of an interruption on that page…
I have a question…how is Sun still your Best friend,given her upgrade/promotion into the higher ranks and move to a different team?
Nice! If we can squeeze it in, we’ll see if Sabrina will answer it (or maybe Sun will answer it for her!).
“but you’ve been operating completely without backup”
Is that supposed to be you’re, not you’ve? Just wondering. I noticed the typo. I’m good at that. Not trying to be a jerk or anything. >,,>
It is a typo, and one that I’ll probably fix up for the print version.
Priss and Adia should be wrestlers…
I think they’d make a great tag team! Book it, Jules!! The people want it, and deep down, you want it too. XD
good slacker page andswered questions everyone had fun toss this one inthe win bin Al
Thanks! We have a few more of these planned. 😉
woohoo. hey this is the probably the only time ever i’ll get to say it on a msg board- even if it’s just about a question.
“FIRST!”
[Cole] look at Mancini SPITTING on the first ever TV title match because she’s a LOSER who LOST her only shot at a title, Miss Never win a title-cini! Not to mention she should have been disqualified for her use of closed fists in her match with Chloe. Commissioner Reni should be FIRED for letting that travesty of justice pass! But what can you expect from a bunch of divas, oh my is this interview over yet. Really Sabrina you lost, you’re a LOSER who rightfully got kicked out of RA for her unprofessional behavior at a WEDDING! That never happens in a WWE wedding let me tell you![/Cole]
oddly enough i only just discovered Valkyrie Squadron about a month or two ago and added it to my list of webcomics. just suddenly had a random thought here Priss as in Bubblegum Crisis Priss?
VS is pretty cool, eh? 😀 lol @ the Cole rant. XD
Okay. Here’s a question for Sun that will hopefully make it into the next strip.
When along the path of her in ring career did she decide to pick up the mist spit?
And as a follow up question… would she be interested in a one-on-one spar with The South Boston Flyboy…. me?
We don’t call it mist spit, Donny. Ladies don’t say spit. We just call it mist. Or myst.
And I’ll tell you, as mist goes, I prefer Irish 😉
Champ is correct about the mist, or misting, even. XD
My mistake. Anyways, the move I’m refering to is pretty much known
Ha ha ha, nice guest strip / letters page, buddy! Asking Sabrina stuff is nice, but when oh when will we get to what everyone wants to know? Which is, of course, when Brooke would like to go out with me?
😛
A “being asked out by fans” page looks to be shaping up, Albone! Are you up to the challenge?!
I wouldn’t be against it, but…I’m not sure how successful it would be, if you get my meaning. I mean, more than half the girls are crushing hard on their desirables. XD
Well, trevor, you’ve been wanting Brooke since just about day one – um, I mean, wanting to go out with her. But my concern is whether or not you are up to the task.
Do you have any wrestling experience? By that I mean “in ring” or some other hand to hand combat skills? You’ll probably need them, since Brooke plays hardball (assaulting the bride on her wedding day probably qualifies as playing hardball, or being a headcase – either way, you’ll need to be able to defend yourself!).
By the way, you might consider getting rid of the “boobs” vanity plate before you meet her!
Ha ha ha, well. Last time I was in a fight, I put a guy in the hospital. He and bunch of his punk friends tried to jump me after school, and I flung him over my head and dislocated his shoulder.
That was 8th grade. So I’m sure those mad skills can still protect me from the average high-school drop out. But Brooke? Well, I’m willing to put my skillz to the test, yo!
And you’re right, I will have to change the vanity plate. Maybe it should read “Aussie Boobz?”
Sun, what’s your primary ass-kicking strategy in the ring?
What I learned from Sabrina Mancini’s interview:
*Championships are meaningless. This was obvious with the reign of the Kiwi We Can’t See. When a title match against a GLOW stock gimmick gets pushed aside for a hot feud (as it should), one would think the experiment has failed and it’s time to put the belt on someone who can actually keep an audience. Now that Sabrina has admitted the title wasn’t as important as getting revenge on Chloe, what’s the point of titles again?
*The Rival Angels Hype Machine is far-reaching and will not tolerate dissension against their golden goose. Outside the arena, the locals were giving Sabrina the business. Inside, everybody was on Sabrina’s side. it was almost as if Sabrina never left Chicago. Then again, maybe Chloe shouldn’t have stiffed her fans to see the neighborhood where “Family Matters” was filmed. Sabrina did not win over a hostile crowd; they were already in her pocket when they entered the arena.
*We’ve seen a retrospective on every other Upstart’s past except hers. What could she be hiding? We know it will be the same old girl next door story where she overcomes the odds to show up the popular girls even though she probably was one herself. Maybe the Sabrina we see today is the product of living with eight brothers and the whole family are Colts fans (even though basketball is the one true sport in Indiana).
*Sabrina Mancini and good decisions are mutually exclusive. Nothing more needs to be said about this without getting offensive.
*Sabrina Mancini is Supergirl. She only needs two weeks with rehab to heal an injury that takes the normal human two months without rehab. She can heal concussions with cake. She broke a kendo stick in half! The evidence is all there!
Not Mancini related, but this just has to be said:
You can land differently, spike the opponent on the back of their neck, give it a different name, say it’s derived from a martial art, or even cop a feel if you want. It’s still the Attitude Adjustment, and Rival Angels has its John Cena back.
Tiffany summed it up pretty well about Sabrina, but YES! Season 2 starts off with high school Sabrina!
JPIV could you be anymore of an idiotic heel fan? Cloe desade is not even a good heel she’s a stupid insane heel. Brenda is a good wrestler and deserves the title your just a bitter loser. Yvonne makes a far better heel than de sade ever did. Why you insist on thinking that Brina can’t hack it I don’t know. She works hard, actually practices and gives every match 100% I have no idea why you don’t like her.
JPIV was channeling Michael Cole in a very tongue and cheek post. That’s what the Cole, /Cole tags were for. XD
I’m glad you’re excluding the heavyweight belt – and by implication, me – in your rant, JSN. I don’t want to hurt you, but I can pull a few strings to get the powers looking the other way and deliver the biotch slap you so badly need. Or maybe a three tier cake in purple would be better? “Here’s your sign!”
(This could be a Scrubs scene – LoL)
meant jsn woops my bads. Still I can’t believe anyone is rooting against ultra girl at this point. Does she have flaws yes is she awsome anyway yes
lol you tend to mix me and JSN up alot doncha? 🙂
though this time i thought you just missed my Michael Cole impersonation tags since this was a “rant” against Brina like albone said.
I thought the rant was very cool and right on the money. I love to hate Cole.
(And i hate that I do. Talk about a mark! Sheesh!)
I almost went in and edited jpiv to JSN because I didn’t think she meant you, jpiv, but you never know. lol
JSN, thank you once again for your unique perspective. Nobody else could quite get their head jammed up in there in quite the same way you do.
First, winning a grudge match is better than winning a title, every time. That doesn’t mean that titles are not great things to have. They are. They’re far from pointless. They’re just lower priority than beating the tar out of somebody you hate.
The crowd was overwhelmingly on Chloe’s side to begin with, but she started acting like a cowardly buffoon immediately, which changes things. The French can’t stand being represented by a cowardly buffoon. It hits too close to home. Sabrina did win over the crowd, but Chloe gave her so much assistance by completely disgusting and alienating them.
Albone says that a Sabrina flashback is coming up, so that’s covered… waaait a minute. You’re worried about being offensive, now? Since when?
Yes, Sabrina is amazing. Her strength? Incredible. She didn’t break a shinai. She broke two, the first one over Chloe’s back. Ouch. And her toughness is beyond belief, yes, recovering from all those attacks so quickly. By the way, completely unrelated here, have you heard that HHH, instead of bravely struggling to walk again years later, is addressing his broken neck by fighting Kevin Nash at TLC for revenge? It’s the wildest thing. Wrestlers sure do bounce back quickly sometimes.
The last bit… I’m guessing it’s about the Champ’s finisher? Y’know, it actually is taught as a martial arts technique, and has been since long before John Cena was born. It’s almost as if people have been lifting people and then slamming them to the ground since before the WWE, even. The Greeks, Turks, and Indians might have a few things to say about throwing people to the ground. Seems like something they’d know about.
Blitz is right about MY signature, which Cena stole. It’s documented over 125 years ago as the Kata Guruma (shoulder wheel) in the jiu jitsu hand toss techniques. It’s probably older. Pretty much beats out Cena. It’s one of the tests for advanced students trying for second or first class (blue or brown belt ). I had to toss a guy almost 100 lbs bigger than me. So yes. I’m BAaaad! 😀
NICE BRENDA. And Jpiv, both you and JSN often root for the heels, not even the intelligient heels like Yvonne so it is easy to get you two confused sometimes. Still why anyone would think Brina doesn’t deserve to be a contender I don’t know.
Not to speak for jpiv, but he’s no blind heel supporter. You’re thinking of one of the other 3-letter acronyms of doom. 😉
I think you’re confusing JPIV and somebody else, Tiffany. Again.
Brenda, working with bigger guys when learning those techniques is always a unique challenge. I had to go that route too. Though admittedly, not 100lbs bigger.
I’m almost certain they had similar techniques in Turkey, Iran, and India by around 100-300 AD, by the way.